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aeromatic, Bible Study, Breakfast, Coffee, convenenience, evotion, Fishing, fly-fishing, Kayaking, mud, Nature, Outdoors, outhouse, pipes, Plumbing, pressure, restroom, Retirement, Smell, Travel, Water
Four a.m. came early this morning… but who am I kidding? Four a.m. always comes early. I’m convinced 4 a.m. wakes up feeling productive and personally offended that I don’t.
The only reason I willingly get up at that hour is Bible study. Otherwise, if you see me awake at 4 a.m., something has gone terribly wrong — like I heard a strange noise, or I fell asleep at 7 p.m. and woke up confused and slightly offended.
Like usual, I sat there drinking my coffee while reading my morning devotion. There’s something peaceful about that quiet time… mostly because nobody else is awake to ask me where anything is.
After that, I went over the material for Bible study so I wouldn’t show up sounding like I just crawled out of a cave. Which, honestly, is exactly what my brain feels like at 4 a.m.
Since retirement, there are only two things that get me out of bed early.
Number one: Bible study.
Number two: Fishing.
Fishing and I haven’t spent much time together this year. I’ve only been once since New Year’s. The weather has been acting like it has a personal problem with me. Too cold. Too rainy. Too windy.
This week, the temperature is perfect… but the wind is blowing 10–15 mph with gusts up to 25 mph. Fishing in a kayak in that wind is less “peaceful day on the water” and more “Lord, if You get me back to the boat ramp, I promise to behave better.”
After Bible study, I met my brother-in-law and one of my fishing buddies for breakfast. Naturally, we talked about fishing. Because if fishermen aren’t fishing, we’re talking about fishing… or buying fishing gear… or trying to explain to our wives why we need more fishing gear.
We talked about kayaks and my plan to buy another one once I can raise the money. I refuse to go into debt for a hobby. I like fishing… but not “eat ramen noodles for six months” fishing.
Around 10 a.m., as I was leaving the restaurant, my wife texted me:
“The water is off.”
Not just our water. About 70% of the city.
That’s not a “someone hit a pipe” situation. That’s a “somebody is having a really bad day at work” situation.
I still had errands to run, so a couple of hours later, I made it home. We had a little water pressure, but not much. I immediately filled the bathtub so we’d have water to flush toilets if this thing dragged on.
Let me just say — that was one of the smartest decisions I made all day.
I called the water company.
They said about six hours.
Six hours came and went… still no water.
I called again.
Same report.
Just a new six-hour timeline.
That’s when you know you’ve entered the “Well… this is my life now” phase.
I have to admit, I was slightly entertained reading Facebook comments. Some folks were VERY upset about not being able to flush toilets and how things were getting… aromatic.
When people start describing their house as aromatic, things have gone off the rails.
Ten hours later, the water finally came fully back on.
The whole thing reminded me of visiting my grandparents when I was younger. They didn’t have indoor plumbing. They had an outhouse. If you had to go, you grabbed your courage and made the trip outside to the little wooden shack out back.
And let me tell you… I can still remember that smell. That smell had layers. History. Personality.
Suddenly, our ten-hour water outage didn’t seem quite so bad.
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